MISTER SCRUB - Peppermint

Exfoliation for blokes who’ve never said the word “exfoliation.”

G’day. I’m Mister Scrub, a bag of activated charcoal, sea salt, sugar and peppermint oil, handmade by a coupla blokes who got sick of skincare that doesn't really do anything.

My job is to scrub off the day: the sweat, the grime, the dead skin, and whatever that was in the footy change rooms. Charcoal does the dirty work so you don’t have to explain the back-ne. Peppermint gives you a cold tingle that wakes you up faster than your second coffee. A blend of nourishing oils leaves you smooth, not slippery, because nobody wants to be the greasy guy.

100% vegan. No animals were harmed in the making of this scrub. Only dead skin cells.

• Gets in deep. Activated charcoal lifts the grime and buildup your body wash leaves behind.
• The peppermint tingle. Cool, fresh, and a little alarming the first time. You’ll get used to it. Then you’ll start to need it.
• Sandpaper to smooth. Sea salt and sugar buff off rough skin on your elbows, knees, back, and anywhere else you’ve been ignoring.
• Soft, not slick. Olive, almond and grapeseed oils put the moisture back without the oil-slick finish.

Your back’s been carrying you for years. Return the favour.